Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sponge bath it is.
its not stalking. its research.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
