I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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