I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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