they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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