i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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