he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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