we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Randomize
