Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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