Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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