YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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