that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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