i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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