this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
