thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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