we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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