Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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