In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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