yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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