Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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