yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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