these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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