Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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