How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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