question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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