ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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