I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you will always have a special place in my vag
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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