if i can run in heels then i can drive
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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