Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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