The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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