Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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