i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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