You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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