Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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