We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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