if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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