your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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