How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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