Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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