Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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