you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
zippers are such a cool invention
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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