Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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