we made out on top of his cat.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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