I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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