The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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