She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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