I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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