Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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