woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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