id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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