Duck Duck Cougar?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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