K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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