I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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