it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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