i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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