Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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