if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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